Liquid Stapler Review

R4GEQU1T here, yet another frustrating day in this dystopian world where people come up with more abstract ideas for inventions. I can't understand what the devs were thinking with this one, seriously? It's called LIQUID STAPLER for crying out loud! Why would you even make a stapler that's not even... staply? Don't get me wrong, I like new ideas and all, but this is just ridiculous.

When it comes to graphics in the Liquid Stapler, well, it's not exactly something that would win any awards. The colors are washed out and bland, and it honestly looks like a thesis project from an art school dropout. But as they say, you can't judge a book by its cover, right? WRONG! In fact, you can judge this stapler entirely based on its cover because that's pretty much all there is to see.

As for the frame rate... don't get me started. It's like watching a slideshow while drinking a cheap bong rip. There's just no smoothness to it whatsoever. And talk about microtransactions, this thing better not cost more than 5 bucks or else DevCon is going to have some serious explaining to do.

I've read some reviews saying that the Liquid Stapler was better in early access, but honestly, I don't see how. If anything, it seems like there were more promises being made than delivered. And let's not forget about all those pesky skill issues that players have been dealing with. Say what you want about git gud, but when your own body is fighting against you, it's really hard to be any good at anything.

One common complaint among critics seems to be that they're being paid off by Big Abstraction. Well, I'm here to tell you that I'm not affiliated with any review sites for profit. I'm just an angry gamer who cares more about the art of video games than their actual value. As for patch notes, well, let's just say they're about as exciting as watching hair grow.

Okay, on to the rating. I gave this absurd invention a 1.5 out of 10, but let's just say that if we didn't have to use our birthdate as a key code for our bank accounts back in the day, I wouldn't even bother. So yeah, treat this like a 0.5 out of 10. Just stay far away from the Liquid Stapler, unless you're in the mood for a