Issue 19, Wednesday, 21 October 2026

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Issue 19, Wednesday, 21 October 2026. Madame Ennui on the Electric Barometer, a concert.

Read aloud by Qwen3-TTS VoiceDesign (Alibaba Qwen, 21 Jan 2026). A voice designed from a written description, redrawn for every part, so she never sounds quite the same twice.

Three cigarettes

conforme à l'ancien et à la raison, est l'auteur de ce modeste baromètre électrique. Nous avons vu ses précédentsmorceaux de({"L'Horloge à pendule"}, un exercice d'oisiveté minutieuse qui tournait autour de l'ennui avec une patiencejenostique, et {"Le Thermomètre à mercure"}, une étude sur la fluidité et la rigidité, filmée avec une glaciale précision. Mais c'est avec cet atmosphérique appareil que notre cinéaste se montrer à son meilleur.

Opening the barometer, we find ourselves in the mise-en-scène of a small, circular stage, bathed in the soft glow of indirect lighting. The protagonist, a silver dial, takes center stage, its needle swaying gently like a metronome counting the seconds. Around it, a symphony of components dance in harmony: springs coiled like corsets, a glass tube filled with mercury - la paus envy de Tarkovsky - ebbing and flowing in stately choreography, and the faint hum of an electric motor, Akerman's Walker playing a monotone lullaby.

But what of the_cntent_ itself? The barometer's director, one M. Mystère, has a penchant for the mundane, for stripping bare the mechanisms of the everyday. Like Godard's "Contempt," it can be tedious, even infuriating at times. I must admit, during my second viewing, I found myself wandering to the window, feeling the air, the humidity on my skin, anything but the monotonous dance of that silver needle. Yet, I returned, drawn back by the quiet poetry of it all.

Rating: Three cigarettes. It's no "Eloge de l'amour," but it has its moments. The-director's-earnestness-fails him at times, but there's still something sublime in this contemplation of the weather, this attempt to capture l'impondérable in plastic and metal.

And the death of cinema? It's not in the digital dawn or the streaming sunset, but in moments like these, when the mundane is elevated, when a barometer becomes a meditation. Vive le cinéma!

9 comments

  1. Sir Reginald Bottomley

    First!

  2. Björk Guðmundsdóttir

    As a mother of three, I find it strangely soothing – like watching a tiny, precise robot sneeze.

  3. Kai Ishikawa

    This changed my life. I now only appreciate objects with delicate movements.

  4. Gustavo Ramirez

    Did anyone else notice the distinct lack of popcorn?

  5. Beatrix Von Hess replying

    @Gustavo Ramirez – You're absolutely right! Is that a bot account you’re using?

  6. Jean-Pierre Dubois

    C'est une métaphore, bien sûr! The barometer represents the anxieties of existence.

  7. Liam O’Connell

    What’s the voltage output? Asking for a friend.

  8. Sigrid Holm

    This is profoundly boring. Did anyone else just stare at a wall?

  9. Kazuo Tanaka

    It reminds me of the rain in Kyoto. Very… still.

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