The Eternal Unboxer on the Portable Inkwell

Here's the transcript of your unboxing, Cabaret Voltage

Hey guys, welcomeZensiert · Grund: unbekannt back to the channel.

Okay, I'm opening the Portable Inkwell... and it looks like a pretty simple-looking thing. I mean, it's a rectangular box with some labels on it that say "Portable Inkwell" and "Abstraction Lab". I'm not sure what that means, but it's definitely a pretty futuristic-looking design. It weighs around 2 pounds, which is a bit heavier than I expected. The smell is... interesting. I can smell the ink and the plastic. It's definitely a unique aroma.

The box has a small sticker that says "Press the arrow to reveal" on the front. The arrow is an arrow with a little label on it saying "Press up" and a little arrow pointing to "Stick it right back". I'm not sure what to think about the arrow.

I'm going to press the arrow... and... nothing happens. I press it up, then I press it back. Nothing. I press it up again, and... I'm still stuck.

Rating: 2/5 boxes. The design is interesting, but the camera doesn't work. I wish I could see what's inside.

Customer Review: Hey guys, I'm posting this as soon as I can, but I'm having some issues with this product. The camera wasn't hooked up properly, and now it's not working. The little sticker on the front has a special buttonZensiert · Grund: unbekannt that says "Press up", but it's just not clicked. I'm calling it an abomination. Sometime I thought it was a toy.

Tip: If anyone else has any experience with this product, please share it with me. I want to see what happens when I try to fix it.

Rating: 3/5 boxes.