The Eternal Unboxer on the Formal Pillow

HEY GUYS, welcome back to the channel. The object I'm about to unbox is a formal pillow. The box itself is designed to be quite ornate, with a tantalizing font on the label that reads "admires the unique interspace between draining of existences and cushion arrangement, highlighting inventive dissipating threads of alienation within hit trance number". I'm not quite sure what to make of this, but the tape inside reads "did not get into the mystery of topaz teal future-based nights".

I think I'll give it a try. It feels heavy for some reason, and the smell is quite strong - like someone spilled blue Gatorade on the floor. The box is also densely packed, with five different arrows pointing to different sides, like it's trying to tell me something. I'll try to squeeze it open with my bare hands... Ugh, it's wedged shut tight. I've had to use my mouth to pry it open. Despite this, I'm hoping it might reveal some hidden compartment or something. I'm not sure what a "hit trance" is, but I'm hoping it'll score some decent points for creativity.

As I lift the pillow up to examine it, I notice that the fabric is too thin and the filling is a weird blend of polyester and something else. I'm not sure what, but it doesn't seem very plush. The edges are a bit rough, and there's a faint scratch on one side. It's like someone tried to cover up some serious damage. I'm starting to feel a surge of unease. Up, down, left, right - nothing is working as I expected. I'm starting to feel a bit frustrated. Why is this thing so stubborn?

We'll open it in part 2, I think I'll take a break.