The Eternal Unboxer on the Perpetual Mirror

I'm excited to review this... thing. opens box Oh no, it's too heavy. You have to hold it in one hand. Okay, so it's made of... squishy cardboard. The label says it says "Perpetual Mirror" in some legible but faint font that seems to be trying to escape. tries to lift the box Life is short, what do you expect? I bet it folds up really easily. tries to squeeze the box This awkward design makes me wonder if it's prone to... falling apart. grabs the unboxing experience Wait, is that a... cardboard hole in the side? This is like attempting to cover up a dropped earring. lifts the box again Expand the cardboard equivalent of a rubber band. What's inside? Because it doesn't look like anything. tries to unbox Tap tap tap, does nothing. new attempt

Wait a minute... presses the arrow slightly Oh no, the label says this side up, but... it's like shining a light on a table lamp. That's it, I need a lamp too. bends down Perpetual Mirror, you're like a regular lamp, aren't you? I see why the press release said so. tries to detach the box from the floor Keep pressing down. The weight is like a water bottle. Not interested. You can't unbox this thing.

Let's end with a rating: 1 out of 5 boxes.